February 2010
2 posts
A Brief Word on the Possibility of a Pelican...
I shall be brief.
I think it’s very possible that within the next ten years or so, the world as we know it will end, and the human race will fall to the pelicans.
DISBELIEVERS - WITNESS THIS.
As you can see, this video is almost TOO TERRIFYING TO STOMACH. Pelicans are remarkably fierce warriors. I have always believed them to be ancient savages, trapped here by the Gods to rot with us...
Public Restrooms
OH, FOLKS.
It has come to my attention in recent years that I do not like people to hear me urinate in public restrooms.
Before you exclaim, “BUT WILDER, SUCH A THING IS INEVITABLE!” I quickly backhand you and tell you to speak when spoken to.
I am aware such a thing is inevitable. In fact, if I saw someone go into a stall next to me, heard them unzip their fly, and then A BOUT...
