December 2009
3 posts
Wilder Shaw - Pinkberry Expert?
Hello internet citizenry,
I was recently contacted by a young female human about being interviewed for the New York University Newspaper.
“BUT WILDER!” you exclaim.
“WHY ARE THEY CONTACTING YOU?” you ask.
“ARE YOU SOME SORT OF FAMOUS OR IMPORTANT BEING?” you ask.
Once you stop barraging me with words, I explain to you that I am in fact, an ordinary humanoid...
New Facebook App
Have you guys seen this bullshit new application that Coke Zero put out on Facebook?
The idea is that it takes a picture of you and finds other people on Facebook who “look just like you”. Granted, it’s kind of cool in theory, but it has a serious problem going for it right now.
IT DOESN’T WORK.
Get ready internet, because according to the Coke Zero Facial Profiler, I...
More Fortune Cookie Madness
Hey Webternet,
So for those of you who read my previous blog on fortune cookies, you should know that they are already on my shit list.
Well, here are a couple more examples of completely unacceptable fortune cookies, all stemming from the slipshod menace that is Panda Express.
It says, for those of you who are unable to read poorly-taken, low quality, blurry photographs:
“If your work...
